A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-08-22 19:35:04 · 23 answers · asked by lauburton 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Perfectly done!
Love them jokes...It speaks reality to a certain level....Makes people realize how they take their spouse for granted at times!
Brilliant!
2006-08-22 19:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally Funny
2006-08-22 19:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by jenn_burks311 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-22 20:29:05 · answer #3 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-22 19:37:26 · answer #4 · answered by jake cigar™ is retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Funny
2006-08-22 19:37:13 · answer #5 · answered by Frograid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-08-22 20:29:24 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-08-22 19:42:35 · answer #7 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2006-08-22 19:53:19 · answer #8 · answered by mei mei 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny? I do not think so, because, I had read the same one in these columns a few days back.
Repetition is boring. Is it not?
2006-08-22 19:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very
2006-08-22 19:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by just me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋