a man was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind him asked if he had a dog. On impulse,he told her no,he was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital last time but that he'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if he'd been poisoned.he told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
2006-08-22 19:31:49 · 19 answers · asked by wowwhosthatchick 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny.
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2006-08-24 17:52:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I could not understand in the first reading, but on second reading I could understand.
Funny? No, not near it.
2006-08-23 03:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its hard 2 understand the 1st time I read it bcos u didn't put " for the dialog.
then again, its not funny. sorry.
2006-08-23 02:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, funny!
2006-08-23 02:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one already. I thought it was kinda bleh.
2006-08-23 02:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by Gothic Martha™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad joke
2006-08-23 03:51:48 · answer #6 · answered by cipotli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh..it didn't hit my funny bone..sorry
2006-08-23 02:38:07 · answer #7 · answered by Maggie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
horrible joke sorry try another this is too dark....
2006-08-23 02:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by goldengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny =)
2006-08-23 02:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by melthule 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but yea i guess its funny
2006-08-23 02:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by jessica|jealousy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋