A man want's his wife killed so he calls a hit man named Artie.
Artie is an old friend of the farmer's and he agrees to kill the farmer's wife for just one dollar. So Arti follows the man's wife to Farmer Jacks Grocery store and sees the man's wife. He gets out of his cars and as the man's wife is getting out of her car he goes up to her and chokes her. A guy that worked at the grocery store saw what Arti did and Arti had to go over and choke him too. Then a elderly lady seen what happened and Arti had to choke her too. Again another person seen what was going on and Arti had to choke that person too.
Finally the Police came and aressted Arti. The next day on the front page of News Paper the Headline said 'Arti- chokes four for a dollar at Farmer Jacks.'
2006-08-22 19:25:18 · 18 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As always, a funny joke!!!!
I like artichokes
2006-08-22 19:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! I never heard it before.
What makes it SO funny, is that REAL headlines like that, are printed every day. Also funny store ads.
I'm sure you've seen Jay Leno's "Headlines" skit he does on "The Tonight Show" Monday nights.
There are hundreds of them, FOR REAL! Just LIKE that!
That's good. SOMEONE, had to make that up and that's hard to do.
GOOD JOB! Thank you for making me laugh!
2006-08-22 19:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by Molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably have to go Farmer Jacks to get artichokes now. never tried them before.
2006-08-22 19:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by mei mei 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
may be every body will run to farmers house to get artichoke
2006-08-22 19:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by cipotli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TeeHee. Cute.
2006-08-22 19:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by tangerine19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny..makes me think of my old boss who use to come up with things like this...
2006-08-22 19:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by goldengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice joke and all four for a dollar
2006-08-22 22:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-22 19:27:37 · answer #8 · answered by baby.c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it! But it made me smile!!
2006-08-22 19:26:58 · answer #9 · answered by kristen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey,,, that was alright,,, i will pass it around out here on the drilling rig that I am on now..... and see the reaction....
good luck
and thanks....
2006-08-22 19:28:43 · answer #10 · answered by eejonesaux 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋