GIRL : I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST : Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so
what did he do to deserve that ?
GIRL : Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?
GIRL : emmmm ....... Yes !
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL : But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?
GIRL : Yes !
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL : But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?
GIRL : Yes !
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL : But, he had sex with me !
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this ?
GIRL :
uuuhhhhh ..........Yes !
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's still no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL : But, he told me he has AIDS !
PSYCHIATRIST : BASTARD !!!!!
2006-08-22 18:32:40 · 13 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i have not heard that one before
2006-08-22 18:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Take care questions with such words may attract YA police
2006-08-23 01:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other version is about the priest!
2006-08-23 02:50:44 · answer #3 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one. just goes to show u should look b4 u leap.
2006-08-23 01:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-23 02:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha great joke
2006-08-23 02:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by yatharth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh! LOL.
2006-08-23 08:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-23 02:43:19 · answer #8 · answered by Brooke R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-23 01:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by Mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-08-23 06:46:27 · answer #10 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋