A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years, and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for that damn wall!''
2006-08-22 18:31:21 · 12 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha, good one.
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2006-08-24 17:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke!!!
2006-08-22 19:25:33 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funeral joke........... a funny one.
hahaha
2006-08-22 19:29:19 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-22 19:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by Brooke R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
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2006-08-22 18:39:05 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew Petrucci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!
2006-08-22 19:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good joke. lol. :]
2006-08-22 18:56:01 · answer #7 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao....that was a good one.
2006-08-22 18:34:11 · answer #8 · answered by Honey Bizzle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mercy!! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-23 01:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... syke
2006-08-22 19:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋