Jesus and santa clause get in a race who wins?????? niether of them because they dont even exist
2006-08-22 18:09:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-08-22 18:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by meKrystle 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good point, and it's not a joke, it's fact, they don't exist, except in the fantasy imaginary minds of religious people.
The Bible is really just a fake story, perhaps a bit like the Loch Ness monster tales.
When we pass on information to another (example: story, joke, description of something etc) by the time these details are passed on by word of mouth, interpreted by others, and then written down, the final details are typically quite different than the original information.
Since the Bible is just a man-made story passed down over many years in various forms, the chance of it being accurate in any shape or form is remote.
There are people who swear blind that the Loch Ness monster exists regardless of all the evidence to the contrary, but a fence post bobbing up and down in the Loch does the trick. Similarly there are people who swear blind that God exists and the Bible is fact, yet there isn’t one blind bit of evidence to support such theories.
Biblical tales are really no different than Loch Ness monster tales, just the era is different.
2006-08-23 01:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by Brenda's World 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
well, actually, jesus DID exist....but not as a god-in-man form or such, but rather as a jew who left the path of judaism, and gathered followers. The romans feared he was starting a new religion, and so they crucified him. So, in response to your question, I guess J.C would win, although he'd have a hard time racing while hanging off a crucifix.
2006-08-23 01:17:16 · answer #3 · answered by canad1an_guy32 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus does exist
2006-08-23 01:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by venus11224 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are three great reasons why man hardly believes the TRUTH. 1.) We only believe what our eyes see...we are bounded by the four corners of the universe...only depending our beliefs in corporal possibilities...We are confined by our "to-see-is-to-believe" principle. 2.) We are used to ask questions but we find it hard to believe the subsequent answers...We only believe answers that satisfy our selfish expectations...What's the use of asking? 3.) We fail to find the right answers because we continuously ask the wrong questions...The Bible never wanted to prove to us "how" everything was created...Rather, the Bible really wants us to know "Who" created everything...The Bible is supposed to be answering our questions, and not furthering our confusion. Believing in God isn't eventually a choice...it is our last chance to know and achieve salvation.
2006-08-23 01:27:05 · answer #5 · answered by Rodman 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
So why come on a religious/spiritual forum to tell believers that you don't believe GOD exists!.......go to a site that share your beliefs!....better yet...go try out for the "Jerry Springer Show"....he exists!.....(Psalms 14: 1)....
2006-08-23 01:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A very unattractive, nasty woman walks into Wal-Mart, beating on her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "Hell, no. The oldest one is 9 and the younger one is 7. Why? Do you really think they look alike?"
"Oh, no," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
(Just thought we needed a better joke!)
2006-08-23 01:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wooooooooooooooooah!!!!! that was a dangerous joke BUT I LAUGHED!!! hope everyone esle has a sense of humor like i do
2006-08-23 01:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by jamaicanstar1971 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lame
2006-08-23 01:14:38 · answer #9 · answered by cvegas229 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not funny, LAME!!! 2 points.
2006-08-23 01:13:10 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
okay..........that was a SORRY EXCUSE for a joke, I feel sorry for you
2006-08-23 01:15:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋