Well, I know for a fact that all of you have eaten at least 1 hamburguer in your life. BUT, SURPRISE! That one hamburger has been mind-controlling you all this time.
Why, do you ask? Well, those sesame seeds use nano technology to send electric pulses to brain-wash you.
IS THERE ANY OTHER REASON FOR THE SESAME SEEDS TO BE ON THE HAMBUGER'S BREAD?
Conspiracy? You decide. If you think this is BS, it's probably because you had a hamburger these days and the seeds are controlling your thoughts, and I think God is responsible for this.
2006-08-22 17:54:12 · 6 answers · asked by Señor Badass 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It`s as good as any other conspiracy theory I suppose.
2006-08-22 17:57:31 · answer #1 · answered by star sailor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see your point. I disagree that God is responsible for this conspiracy. He never harms us. It is the bun makers that sprinkle the sesame seeds on the buns. But I don't think they can control us for very long because I usually poop them out after about 24 hours.
(unless them are growing Sesame Street in my belly, then Big Bird is controlling me)
2006-08-22 17:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a conspiracy theory of my own. That you are posting questions and giving yourself best answers! What do you think?
I think I'm reporting you.
2006-08-22 17:59:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must be immune to your conspiracy.
2006-08-22 18:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by Gardinace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe it
2006-08-22 17:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you know it's not satan?
2006-08-22 17:57:32 · answer #6 · answered by Liz M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋