When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.
" I really can't remember," the snail replied, " You see, it all happened so fast."
enjoy..:)
2006-08-22 17:43:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank You Sweetheart For The Nite-Cap.
2006-08-22 17:47:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
rotflmao(Roll On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off) lol
2006-08-22 17:46:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey a snail, turtle fast...I don't think so...... that snail is confused.
2006-08-22 21:59:28 · answer #3 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i love love love it, this has to be the best one i have heard so far...
it's soo cute, i'm going to tell my neice and nephew when i see them this afternoon, they will love it... that deserves a big thumbs up...
=)
2006-08-22 18:01:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clean laugh in the morning
2006-08-22 18:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute ! lol...wonder if the turtle had roasties on it's feet from braking too hard...
2006-08-23 09:22:38 · answer #6 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha the quickie part got my attention...lol
2006-08-22 17:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by trxr4kdz 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.. thats funny
2006-08-22 17:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by mzrockchick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-08-22 17:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was really cute. Thank you for that.
2006-08-22 17:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by Short and sweet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋