The Seven dwarves are in the Vatican City and the pope is addressing
the crowd. When there is a small pause, Dopey asks the pope if there
are any dwarf nuns in the Vatican. The pope answers, "No."
Later when there is another short pause Dopey asks if there are any
dwarf nuns in Rome. The Pope answers, "No."
After another pause, Dopey asks if there are any dwarf nuns in Italy.
The pope answers, "No Dopey"
Everyone is silent and Dopey asks if there are any dwarf nuns anywhere.
He answers, "No Dopey there aren't any dwarf nuns anywhere."
After he says that, everyone could hear six little voices saying
"Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"
he he he
2006-08-22 17:38:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love love love it, why i am almost getting kicked out of the library for laughing so loud? But this has to be the best one i have heard so far...
Because i get to stay in the library and because it was such a good laugh i will give you a big thumbs up...
=)
2006-08-22 17:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay.
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2006-08-24 16:59:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Dopey has forever changed in my eyes!
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-23 03:07:28 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That bird wore a big smile the entire day!
2006-08-22 18:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a minute there I didn't get it and now I'm lmaorotfl muahahahah
2006-08-22 22:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha,,,,funny....
2006-08-28 12:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good compaired to the other ones on here
2006-08-22 17:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by paluzzi81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BABy, you need a time out for that one!!
lol
2006-08-22 17:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. poor dopey.
2006-08-22 17:49:13 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe i must admit that was pretty funny hehe â¥
2006-08-22 18:06:44 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋