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Question

Um... Hi! I'm always bored at night. Talk about anything you want, this is some free space for whatever you're feeling.

Tell a good joke if ya can...

Answer 1

LOL


ok ill tell u my feelings..

welllllll..

i feel like going to the beach.cuase this whole summer we didnt go to the beach at all.we were suposed to go like.. a couple times already..but we didnt because my mom and and my dad suddenly got caught up in plans...that they could of done..when it wasnt the summer...so now we cant go cuase this weekend..we'r going to this party and we have to wait for that guy to paint our garage..

i dont know what im gonna do ..i think im gonna call up my freind..ask what she's doing...


omg i was shaving today..and i cut myself so many times..and i have this phobia..i forgot what its called..its like...im scared of blood and stuff.. and yea and i cut myself and when i saw the blood i felt sooo weak ..and i didnt even like..feel like walking..cuase of that.

so i put on like.. 5 bandades lol

k..ill go now.

that was just random crap i just had to say... lol

Answer 2

can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at

least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the

last year...

If you can then you might qualify to be part of the 535 members of the United States Congress, and take part in keeping the rest of us in line.

Answer 3

thereis a drunk guy walking around a bar parking lot looking for his car when a police officer pulls up and asked what he was doing he said that he thinks someone stole his car he said the car was at the end of his keys just a few minutes ago. while talking to the guy the officer noticed that the guy's zipper was down and he was full exposed. so he asked the guy if he was aware of the that the guy looks down and say oh shiit my girlfriend is gone to

Answer 4

Joke

Answer 5

Haha

Answer 6

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."


i thought it was funny =)

Answer 7

`i get 2 points for this but i will tell u a story so give me 10 points
once there was a girl who was bored so she asked me to say something so i said once there was a girl who was bored so she asked me to say something so i said................
you can finish the story
you wont be bored anymore it take a while to get to the end


enjoy

Answer 8

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself 'She'll never go for me carrying on like that,' so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. He 'putted' down one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, 'Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!' She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but *ripe* as a rotten egg.

He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin.

When he heard the 'phone farewells' (indicating the end of his loneliness and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, 'Surprise!'

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

Answer 9

Q; whats the difeerence between medium and rare?

A: Medium is 6 inchs and rare is 12inchs

Answer 10

You wasted 5 good points.