The FSM will be very upset to hear that he's being compared to a mere mortal.
2006-08-22 16:58:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hate typos :(
I wish I had Noodly Apendanges instead of fingers... then I could type better.
2006-08-22 17:01:22 · update #1
No deal, Cahlil.
You see, MY god is REAL and yours isn't.
So you'd be offering nothing in return.
2006-08-22 17:04:27 · update #2
Will that person get smacked with a wet noodly appendage? Can I get an "Arrrrgghhhhh, Matey!" RAmen!
2006-08-22 17:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very true. RAmen, and may you be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.
2006-08-22 17:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by drink_more_powerade 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And...
that would be "angel hair pasta" in the Church iof the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
2006-08-22 17:05:52 · answer #3 · answered by Bob L 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who the freaking heck is the FSM?? He doesn't seem so important!! The FSM is more like a dust particle compared to Jesus!! FSM is nonsense!!
2006-08-22 17:01:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
May they walk the plank. When they meet Davey Jones, then they'll know they were foolish pigs.
2006-08-22 17:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by lenny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're entirely correct. It's blasphemy.
They will be thrown in the saucepan of eternal pain.
2006-08-22 17:01:28 · answer #6 · answered by Seth 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Come on, now.
Jesus flew up to heaven.
Had hair like pasta.
Seems like a reasonable facsimile to me...
2006-08-22 17:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have really hurt my feelings. If you ask your God to forgive me, I'll ask my God to forgive you. Deal?
2006-08-22 17:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by Calill C 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
BLASPHEMERS!
RAmen!
2006-08-22 17:02:50 · answer #9 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
AMEN!!!!
2006-08-22 17:01:03 · answer #10 · answered by upallnite 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋