"Hello," says the barman. "We don't get many ducks in here. And what's your name?" he asks the first duck.
"Huey," says the duck.
"Well, hi Huey. Had a good day?"
"Sure, just great. In and out of puddles all day long. What more could a duck want?"
"That's great," says the barman. He turns to the second duck. "And you are?"
"I'm Dewey. Had a terrific day too. In and out of puddles all day. What more could a duck ask?"
"Well, that's good to hear," says the barman. He turns to the third duck. "So you must be Louie?"
"No," says the duck, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."
2006-08-22 16:48:47 · 21 answers · asked by ©Wayne© 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha
nice.
that is hilarity at its finest. i like it. but its kinda one of those obvious ones...
2006-08-22 16:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by give it to me baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! ok, teenagers...this isn't any longer a bar like a place to purchase beverages, it somewhat is a play on words. They walked right into a bar, as in a quite long, on the instant, inflexible piece of sturdy cloth used as help. Then the different guy geese as a manner to no longer walk into it. yikes!
2016-10-02 10:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by marafioti 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, very funny....Here are two more....A horse walks into a bar and the barman says, why the long face?. A bear walks into a bar and says, Give me a beer and a............bag of crisps. The barman says, why the long pause?
2006-08-22 18:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by emjay1212001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Duck walks into a bar and say....
Hey Bartender...Give me a beer and put it on my bill
2006-08-22 16:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I like that one... heard that Hawaaii'an artist tell it on his CD too a bit differently tho!
2006-08-22 16:56:28 · answer #5 · answered by fullofsugaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny in a funny sort of way
2006-08-23 03:29:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn,lol,guess louie was lost
2006-08-22 16:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just wet myself laughing.Any more?
2006-08-24 08:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-08-22 16:50:10 · answer #9 · answered by leedogg1981 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a really gud sense of humor
2006-08-22 21:23:51 · answer #10 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋