A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it? The man says, "I hate that sh*t". Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, "You drink a case of any beer you're going to blow chunks". You don't understand said the man, Chunks is my dog.
2006-08-22 16:41:12 · 6 answers · asked by want_me_luv_me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haw haw haw - seen it b4.
How about this one: 2 guys sitting in the lounge room of guy number one. Dog at their feet licking himself. Guy number 2 says: "Gee, I wish I could do that". Guy number one says: "if you pat him first he will let you."
2006-08-22 16:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by Rex 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That one is too old and lame for more than a mild "tee-hee"
2006-08-22 16:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by Gemelli2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-08-22 17:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by panchorific 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHH!!! I laughed so hard I think I peed a little!
2006-08-22 16:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by c1downmama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny lmao
2006-08-22 16:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by firefightingexpert 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eewwww
2006-08-22 16:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋