Ye know ti ain't nar easy ting ta speak like 'er pirate, so ya bettr be practicising, er da FSM'll have ye kell-hauled 'n' sent ta Davey Jones' locka.
Praise be ter da Almighty FSM!
2006-08-22 16:25:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, I am prepared. I've a nice bottle of rum just waiting to be converted to grog, although I've got no wenches. RAmen.
2006-08-22 16:29:35 · answer #1 · answered by drink_more_powerade 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Got Pirattitude?
But what! in Davy Jones Locker is dat dar FSM??
Federated States of Micronesia? - http://www.fsmgov.org/
Yar, dat sum fine bit o islands!
FOODARAMA SUPERMARKETS INC (FSM)? Der Stocks are keeping on a steady keal.
Flying Spaghetti Monster? - http://www.venganza.org/ - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_spaghetti_monster Good man dat Bobby Henderson is!
Finite State Machine (FSM)? - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finite_State_Machine
What dat be, some fancy piece o riggin?
Free Speech Movement (FSM)? - http://bancroft.berkeley.edu/FSM/
Aarg, Free Speech nearly lost me me-tongue!
Film Score Monthly.com - http://www.filmscoremonthly.com/
Ayyy to be a Star and loved by ye all.
Forest Service Manual (FSM) - http://www.fs.fed.us/im/directives/dughtml/fsm.html
Bahhh! The foul stuff o'dem land lubbers!
Ay, I have in me noggin what ye be on about with yur Flying Spaghetti Monster avi'tarrr. Y'all have ye a barrel o rum fun on dat dar special Tuesdey o Shivertimber de 19th!!!
Yarrr, rum, now dat sets me ta thinkin....
2006-08-22 23:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by J Z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I go to Octoberfest that day, can I have a dispensation to be drunk and act German and do polka dancing while I'm there, or am I required to speak pirate talk even while doing the chicken dance?
2006-08-23 00:19:44 · answer #3 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I may be an atheist, but FSM certainly strikes me as being a more and more appealing religion. Pirate day? Yarrr!
2006-08-22 23:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by SecondStar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahoy, de'lsad'oct happy holy pirate day t' you.
Weigh anchor!" fer some Ho Ho's and a bottle of rum.
Aye, praise Fsm almightly Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!
2006-08-22 23:44:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yaaaaarrrr, Genius.
2006-08-22 23:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bottle of Rum does it for me every time. FSM has blessed me with not having to practice.
2006-08-22 23:46:01 · answer #7 · answered by upallnite 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arrrrgh, matey!!
2006-08-22 23:30:27 · answer #8 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hells yeah! I've been waiting for this day to come!
2006-08-22 23:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by meKrystle 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I have a life
2006-08-22 23:31:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋