A boy wanted to skip kindergarten so he could join the third graders. His teacher, shocked, took him to the principal’s office. The teacher and the principal decided to ask the boy a couple of questions as a test. “What is 3 x 3?” the principal asks. “9,” the boy answers. “What is 6 x 6?” the principal asks again. “36,” the boy answers.” The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think he can go to the third-grade.” “Wait, let me ask him some more questions,” the teacher insists. The principal agrees. “What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?” the teacher asks. The principal’s eyes opened wide in horror. “Coconut,” the boy answers. “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?” the teacher continues. The principal can’t believe his ears. “Bubblegum,” the boy replies. “You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do,” the teacher goes on. “Tent,” the boy answers. “I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.” “Arrow,” the boy answers. “Damn it, put him in the sixth grade,” the principal interrupts. “I got all your questions wrong myself!”
2006-08-22 16:22:22 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10
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2006-08-24 16:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL! I have to say I thought what the principal thought♥
2006-08-29 08:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY. Reminds me of another joke: what is long, straight, has hairs on one end, and goes in and out, in and out, and in and out of a hole in the body?
--> A toothbrush.
Get your mind out of the gutter!
lol
2006-08-30 10:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by truthwillshine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was good.. Ill give it a 9 outta 10..
2006-08-22 16:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by misstikal311 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked that one and ive been lokking for a good joke and that was a good one. Thanx!!
2006-08-30 13:32:18 · answer #5 · answered by tlaz1010 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...
scale 1-10
i'd give it an 8
2006-08-22 16:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but still funny.....have a great week
2006-08-27 23:11:50 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL Nice
2006-08-22 16:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by alyssa! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha man thats like a 9.8 outta ten
i LOVED it
im totally taking it now
BWAHAHAHA
2006-08-30 15:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by jaimeblondz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL never heard that one before!!
2006-08-30 05:55:50 · answer #10 · answered by ashley_4dogs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋