During a good manners and etiquette class in Brisbane recently, the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss." The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Johnny replied, "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.
So Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
2006-08-22 15:31:38 · 9 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one...... Wonder if he passed?
2006-08-22 16:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-22 16:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2006-08-22 16:45:52 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me may i go to the bathroom
2006-08-22 15:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2006-08-22 15:33:43 · answer #5 · answered by popcopgoldieoldie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-08-22 15:38:05 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go to charm school.
2006-08-22 15:33:47 · answer #7 · answered by Jaelin S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl. LOL. A good one.
2006-08-23 03:48:07 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
strange...
2006-08-22 15:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋