After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
2006-08-22 15:20:16 · 16 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow - Kind of makes you wonder!
2006-08-22 15:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by Claire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woooogh!
2006-08-22 15:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told this one a couple of weeks ago, but it is stlll a very funny joke.
2006-08-22 16:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA That was cute keep em cominqq ;;
2006-08-23 06:23:17 · answer #4 · answered by meqan Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww dat is messed up lol
2006-08-22 15:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by I'M ABOUT TO BLOW YA MIND 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny! I love it!
2006-08-22 15:26:02 · answer #6 · answered by hh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA good one
2006-08-22 15:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by Emily 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie, still makes me laugh!!!!!!!
2006-08-22 16:32:04 · answer #8 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS REALLY CUTE. LOL. BE CAREFUL, YOU MIGHT GIVE SOME PEOPLE IDEAS.
2006-08-22 15:36:11 · answer #9 · answered by popcopgoldieoldie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow thats pretty messed up- gross
2006-08-22 15:31:08 · answer #10 · answered by *~*Lena*~* 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋