What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor er'ly in the mornin'?
2006-08-22 14:54:59 · 10 answers · asked by Obeast 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Put him in the longboat ’til he’s sober
Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
Put him in the scuppers with a hawsepipe on him
Heave him by the leg in a running bowline
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under
Throw him in the brig until he's sober
Threaten him with sharks till he's sober
Keelhaul him, keelhaul him
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
Run him up the mast with the Jolly Roger
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Put him in bed with the captain’s daughter
That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor
2006-08-22 15:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by insideoutsock 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha, Ive done a drunken sailor....hahahaha
2006-08-22 21:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by Nikki 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Throw him out in the water and wait till he sobers up.
2006-08-22 22:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
Put him in bed with the captain's daughter!
Put him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him!
2006-08-22 21:56:19 · answer #4 · answered by Robb 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i was one-and in the morning i had sickness too-and what worked for me-i prayed and let Jesus in my heart to forgive my sins and help me do better-worked for me -now i get higher than ever on Jesus -stay happier and love to read the bible-in fact im addicted to it now -prayin for u or the whoever Revelation 3 vs 19&20 open your heart door to him in prayer -peace up with repentance and tears it worked for me
2006-08-22 22:02:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Throw him overboard or make him walk the plank if he can stand up.
2006-08-22 21:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
put him in the long boat until he's sober,
put him in the long boat until he's sober,
put him in the long boat until he's sober,
later on that morning.
alternate answer: go sailing with captain morgan.
2006-08-22 21:57:45 · answer #7 · answered by patzky99 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Lock him up until he's sober.
Lock him up until he's sober.
2006-08-22 21:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
kill him
2006-08-22 22:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by jason 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nothing.
2006-08-22 21:56:31 · answer #10 · answered by embigguns 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋