The wife runs into the house shouting "Pack up, pack up I won the lottery", the husband is all excited and says "What should I pack mountain gear or beach wear" and the wife says "it doesn't matter, just get the F**k out.
2006-08-22 14:29:41 · 26 answers · asked by lady love 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love this joke. How many women would actually be thinking this? Probably 75%.
2006-08-22 15:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by stinkycheezface 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wife finds out that she and her husband have won a $10,000,000 lottery, but the husband has a heart problem and she doesn't want him to get a heart attack when he hears the news, so she asks their doctor to gently break the news to him.
The doctor meets the husband and asks, "what would you do if you won $10 in last night's lottery" and the husband replies, "I'd buy another ticket."
"And what if you won $100?"
"I'd take my wife out to dinner."
"And what if you won $1,000?"
"I'd buy some new furniture."
Then the doctor asks, "And what if you won ten million?"
The husband smiles and says, "That'll be the day, but if I did win, I'd give you half."
And the doctor drops dead of a heart attack.
2006-08-22 19:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by Jeffrey M 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Harsh Bit ch!
2006-08-29 08:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though that's a pretty old joke, it's still funny!
2006-08-29 11:54:19 · answer #4 · answered by khaoss15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a lot funnier when I won the lottery!!!!!!
2006-08-29 08:41:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! Good one... high five for the girls...
Oh to have THAT option someday!!!
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-08-22 14:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by love_my_4x4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a good joke. Half the money is his anyway.
2006-08-28 16:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by allstarcharles 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha. Thats not cool.
2006-08-22 14:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2006-08-29 04:39:43 · answer #9 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take the tic-kit and say okay.
2006-08-29 15:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by Mattman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋