The WRONG Pick Up Lines?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one freaking screw will fill it!

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man - Fat Penguin!
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

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From; Willys Jokes archives the best jokes anywhere cause I steal from everywhere!

Answer 1

10 stars..nice ..:)
thx

Answer 2

i would screw your brains out but it looks like someone beat me to it


next one
u wanna go out for a pizz and a screw?
what is a matter u do not like pizza

is your dad a thief?
someone stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes
that is a good one

Answer 3

Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!

Answer 4

These all remind me of an old girlfriend.

Answer 5

i dont need the dime, but i glad you're back healthy

Answer 6

oh jeeze priceless haha ♥

Answer 7

i can't think of anything good. 2 points.

Answer 8

I seem to have lost my phone number, can i have yours ?

Answer 9

LOL.

Answer 10

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