You might be a reneck if...
You have to check your coke can before you take a drink just in case you have mistaken it for your spit can.
You have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can.
Your wife asks you what you want to be when you grow up.
You see a forest fire and think 'Bar-bee-Q'.
You've ever strained your tea through a flyswatter.
Your mother is hairier than your father.
Instead of flossing you use a plunger.
You take the back window out of your pickup because it's easier to chuck the empty beer cans in the back that way.
When the back fills up with empty beer cans, you get another pickup and start all over again.
Your grandma can bench press a ruck axle.
2006-08-22 13:33:17 · 29 answers · asked by Brotha Man... 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
No, not by a long shot! But, thanks for asking!
2006-08-22 17:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by Stomp 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I've got a couple of rednecks living next door to me and I have noticed this about them....
1. Rednecks have a boat..and the boat doesn't look like its seen water in 50 years but there is a beer can or two on it.
2. Rednecks are the ugliest whites on Earth, women are fat, guys work as truckers, mechanics etc. Jobs which minorities do but for whites makes them look like trash.
3. Rednecks are louder then normal whites.
4. Rednecks own dogs, rotweliers or german shepards are favorites.
5. Rednecks have a motorcycle, a loud one and don't care who it wakes up at night.
6. Rednecks have a southern accent even if they are from Michigan.
7. Rednecks have other redneck friends and if the friends come around early in the morning its cause money is owned or the friend needs money.
2006-08-22 21:02:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
These are funny and I love redneck jokes but what I want to know is how would people react with a list of mexican jokes? black jokes? gay jokes? I can almost guarantee that the person would get flagged and in trouble which I think is a crock, and I doubt anyone would flag this or polish jokes, cracker jokes, etc... and I think that's messed up.
You know you are seeing a future Nascar fan when you see a 3 yr old... in a diaper... at the flea market with a baby bottle full of Coke...lol
2006-08-22 20:38:30 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is anyone 100% sure Brotha man is even a brother! What if he were some other race pretending to be one race just to get SOME of you going. Then when he got you to be his puppet and show your ignorance laughed because he know you would us racist remarks. Why is it that every time Brotha man comes with a comment it's always the face of someone else? It's NEVER his real face! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!
2006-08-22 21:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by Shelly 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yep, I'm a redneck. My two best friends are duct tape,and Walmart shopping bags. But I've never been arrested with my shirt off...I'll have to work on that.
2006-08-22 20:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We dont get mad Brotha_ we just get even.................
What is a Brotha Man on a bike? Thief.
What's the difference between Brotha Man and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
How come Brotha Man isn't on Star Trek?
He dosn't work in the future, either.
Why does Brotha Man cry during sex?
The Mace.
2006-08-23 13:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by irishviper1 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like the part where you say "ruck" axle...tells me you have been watching too much "scooby doo"
2006-08-23 05:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by joeandhisguitar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were good, but you know your a redneck if you come back from the junk yard with more then you took!
2006-08-22 20:36:42 · answer #8 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You might be a ignorant mexican if you pretend to be black and start race issues on yahoo answers.
2006-08-22 20:39:18 · answer #9 · answered by BORED AT WORK 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
um Jeff Foxworthy can say em better now something you can do is yo mamma jokes
2006-08-22 20:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
somebody listens to steve foxworthy or the like
2006-08-22 20:35:27 · answer #11 · answered by Jim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋