I went on a three-day bender and told my wife I had to fill in for a sick buddy of mine who's a shrimp boat captain. I told her nobody on board had a cellphone so I was unable to call home. I promised I'd take her out to sea tomorrow.
2006-08-22 13:28:12 · 13 answers · asked by I'm that asshole down the st 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
this sounds like the I need to learn to be a dentist in one day
2006-08-22 13:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by Autumn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick up "Learning To Be A Shrimp Boat Captain For Dummies"
2006-08-22 13:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Forrest Gump?
2006-08-22 13:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by Jacida 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what happens when you lie, it just snowballs. You're going to have to be a man and own up.
2006-08-22 13:33:33 · answer #4 · answered by cool_breeze_2444 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth will be exposed tomorrow.
2006-08-22 13:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, watch Forrest Gump.
2006-08-22 13:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by Alibi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are screwed my friend HA HA HA!
Time to pay the piper.
2006-08-22 13:34:42 · answer #7 · answered by timjim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, just wing it! What could possibly go wrong?
2006-08-22 13:33:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would explain why you smelled like fish when you got home
2006-08-22 13:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by denny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Book a cruise...It might lessen the blow...
2006-08-22 13:39:04 · answer #10 · answered by 345Grasshopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋