Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
2006-08-22 13:25:15 · 14 answers · asked by WOW 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Did I ever tell you the story about me being a male escort?
It was good money, but usually, a lousy lay....
--Rob :)
2006-08-22 13:44:03 · answer #1 · answered by stealth_n700ms 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you posting these in the immigration category? That is a cute joke.
2006-08-22 20:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by sittin tight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matt is cool huh ?
2006-08-22 20:31:02 · answer #3 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! That is just wrong, but I like the way you are thinking!
2006-08-22 20:35:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-08-22 20:28:10 · answer #5 · answered by Luci 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a classic.
2006-08-22 20:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by lj1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, what does this have to do with immigration?
Cute joke wrong forum.........
2006-08-22 20:31:48 · answer #7 · answered by ibelieve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-22 20:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by zrogerz69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-08-22 20:31:46 · answer #9 · answered by Kayy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-08-22 20:31:09 · answer #10 · answered by Kikka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋