I really want to spank myself. But what should I use to do so? A fly swatter, plastic pole, baseball bat, or my hand? Also how many times should I do it?
2006-08-22 12:58:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
For what reason? Punishment or pleasure? Plastic poles won't hurt because it's cylindrical, same goes for the baseball bat. Fly swatters would be more erotic and painful. How many times? Until you want to stop.
2006-08-22 13:01:55 · answer #1 · answered by krazych1nky 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ok, what you should do is get yourself a good frying pan. Not too big, and not too small. Before you start spanking yourself, find someone to practice on first. For my own situation, my roommate's back end works just fine. After all, everyone needs a way to releive their stress. Am I right?
2006-08-22 20:11:22 · answer #2 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not try a piece of black iron pipe(the heavier the better) and slap yourself upside the head as many times as you can before common sense sets in?
2006-08-22 20:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by ron k 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything You want, I sometimes like using a table tennis bat. Gently at first then a couple of whacks .......
2006-08-22 20:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by Curious George 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spank wiht a flyswatter maybe? and as many times as u want
2006-08-22 20:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by maple_bud_on 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you quit asking this stupid question and just take your hand to your *** and spank until you bleed.
2006-08-22 20:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are u suffering from a mental disability?
2006-08-22 20:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by Firebird 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
you could just let me do it and get it over with
lol
2006-08-22 20:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
use your hand, smack it real hard, squeel even
2006-08-22 20:01:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm?? How about my hand??
2006-08-22 20:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by Jerry` G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋