Thoughful, dark, good looking, positive & healthy male seeks thoughtful, positive, attractive female to reproduce, live, love and enjoy life, and reproduce.
Vacancy available due to lack of suitable local candi-dates at the moment.
Would like to produce quite a few little ones, at least 4, and max of about 12. Would love to be a dad, position most suitable to candidate who would love to be a mum help raise a small colony with me.
Thanks for you're interest, applications from attractive aliens, angels and mermaids welcomed.
2006-08-22 12:57:40 · 16 answers · asked by Thoughtful 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Err, I think just to avoid a bit of uneeded stress I am English and I am like....not serious! (its like a joke!) wow- i cant belive how many responses took it seriously ! but i hope i havnt spoiled it now :-( ITS NOT A SERIOUS PROPOSITION!!!!
2006-08-22 13:11:52 · update #1
Ok, I'll pop some fertility drugs. I reckon with three to five kids per birth, that colony will be up and running in about five years. Can we hire a nanny?
2006-08-22 20:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is making babies kinda like making bread or like making dinner.Be care full it takes around 44.000 dollars to raise one child until There 18th birthday.That does not include any thing for fun and having a tight budget.
2006-08-22 13:16:00 · answer #2 · answered by cjett63 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the worse application for a woman I have ever read! Try and be a little more creative next time dude...AND..if you have to actually put an add out for someone to procreate with you, then what's REALLY good?????
2006-08-22 13:01:30 · answer #3 · answered by Mellow_E 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What the heck is wrong with these people who have answered as if he was serious? Do you REALLY think he would be advertising on bloody Answers if he wanted a child? For God's sake !!!!
Bloody Americans.........
2006-08-22 15:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by Pommie girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow you put a lot of thinking to this. you sound like a unsexed prev that will never get lay and you was the last man on earth. dam man do all us MEN something stop trying to beard.
2006-08-22 13:01:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good offer and thank you very much but you waited too long. I'm past my prime. Smile
2006-08-22 13:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i'm a mermaid, and sorry the last time i checked mermaids cant have kids:)
2006-08-22 13:02:42 · answer #7 · answered by Mom08 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whaaaattt??? and produce anything with a resemblence of you???
2006-08-22 13:11:28 · answer #8 · answered by MoonDoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why dont you get some platicene. you can make some nice babies from that stuff
2006-08-22 13:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by Donna : 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should wait till your married first. Girls like commitment.
2006-08-22 13:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by Kim p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋