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I have no auto insurance. I bumped into a guy in front of me at a stoplight. I was flustered and for whatever reason I told him I was a dentist. Strangely enough, he needs some crown work and I offered to do it for free if he didn't report the accident.

2006-08-22 12:28:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Dental

18 answers

Hahaha, good one. That made my day.

2006-08-22 12:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by sous_lepontmirabeau 3 · 0 0

Dustin Hoffman

2006-08-22 19:32:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

even if it was possible to learn how to do the work you would have to pay more money to buy the equipment to do the work then just pay for a real dentist to do the work. and shame on you for no auto insurance

2006-08-22 19:36:46 · answer #3 · answered by Autumn 5 · 1 0

First you lied about being a road paver or some such she-it, now you're a dentist?!

No wonder you're so interested in outsourcing American prisoners -- you should be the first to go!

Otherwise, you gots a reel vivid 'majinashun!!!

2006-08-22 19:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Spend the next 24 hours on Yahoo! Answers and you'll come close...

2006-08-23 00:17:40 · answer #5 · answered by Picture Taker 7 · 0 0

I hope you are kidding. I have been in the dental field for 10 years and there is new stuff I learn everyday. I have trained assistants for years and trust me, you couldn't learn to properly suck spit in one day.

2006-08-22 20:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by LittleMermaid 5 · 0 0

That's funny. Where are you going to do this crown work? In your house?

2006-08-26 13:31:37 · answer #7 · answered by mjkinoh 3 · 0 0

Vulcan mind-meld

2006-08-22 19:34:26 · answer #8 · answered by TalkingDonkey 3 · 0 0

time for you to go and hide. maybe you can tell him you quite dentistry and you became an auto body person.

2006-08-22 19:36:59 · answer #9 · answered by Nicko912 3 · 0 0

well, first you will want to take off the existing crown. then you will want to fashion a new crown out of metal i guess. drug him first a lot so he doesn't remember anything. then leave the country.

2006-08-22 19:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa R 1 · 0 1

DO NOT! I repeat, DO NOT answer the phone.
He'll have you in jail for impersonating a doctor.

2006-08-22 19:37:05 · answer #11 · answered by ed 7 · 0 0

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