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Im walking down the road with a big fluffy orange 1.Whilst u walk towards me with a drab balding purple 1.Do u A.Ask me how i came into possession of such a fine specimin.B.smack me round the head with yr saggy old purple effort and run off with my orange 1,laughing like a chicken on acid as u run.Or C.Change yr surname to the same as mine,trick me into believing that yr my long lost brother/sister.And demand its in yr birthright.

2006-08-22 11:21:31 · 11 answers · asked by Andy C 2 in Family & Relationships Family

11 answers

A, B & C

2006-08-22 11:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by Sammi 1 · 0 1

None of the above...I'll walk past you with my purple1 and scoff because you didn't have the imagination to go with purple...instead you went with orange...the color of an infected pimple...while my purple one is not only the color of Royalty but much more in need of looking after because after it's purple it might turn black and then be called gangrene! Gangrene is something which should be considered with the utmost seriousness of attitude and respect, unlike your poor little orange.

Of course you know I kid around because you do...nice question and I hope you liked my answer...~grinning~

2006-08-22 18:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by synchronicity915 6 · 1 0

Suspect you have been watching too much Vic Reeves. I expect you'll get over it. In the meantime, it's a cup of Horlicks and an early night for you.

2006-08-22 18:31:14 · answer #3 · answered by Ranteater 3 · 0 0

Well, I haven't got a purple. And I don't want your orange. So I would humour you and tell you what a fine specimin your orange was.

Then I'd dial 999.

2006-08-22 18:32:49 · answer #4 · answered by Suzita 6 · 0 0

wow im soo confused...i first of all have no idea what your talking abotu but ill answer it anyways..........i would ask you where you got while hitting you and trying to take it and after that didnt work i would take it when you werent looking why cuz i can and i have no idea what your talking about

2006-08-22 18:27:57 · answer #5 · answered by mommaof2girls&1onway 3 · 0 0

No idea what you mean, but when I saw the question "Should I Share", I just wanted to answer with, "You should always share"

2006-08-22 21:00:10 · answer #6 · answered by Learner 4 · 0 0

C of course

2006-08-22 18:28:16 · answer #7 · answered by littleredoutlet 2 · 0 0

i have my own own big fluffy orange - and its bigger than yours so i dont really care.

though.... two big fluffy oranges...? ill get back to you..

2006-08-22 18:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by phil d 3 · 0 0

You must be on drugs. What a GOOFY question.

2006-08-22 18:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by blondee 5 · 0 0

Absolutely.........?

Have you stopped taking your medication again?

2006-08-22 18:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 0 0

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