....would he be able to eat M&M's, or would they fall through the holes in his hands?
2006-08-22 11:10:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-08-22 11:13:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
He would not have holes in his hands because he's born again.
The religious right would persecute him.
Jesus cares about sick and the poor.
Those conservatives only want money, power and world domination. These things go against the teachings of Christ.
Other people will think he's crazy.
After performing some miracles nobody will question him.
The real Jesus would have Semitic and Middle-Eastern facial features, not Caucasian.
The people at homeland security will think he's a terrorist and detain him. They might send him to Gitmo, where you would hear people say "Ay Dios Mio!".
2006-08-22 19:09:00 · answer #2 · answered by mixmaster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Angels eat food, Job 78:25,and even if they materialize they eat food, Genesis18,19.
Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget hospitality, for through it some, unknown to themselves, entertained angels.
The truth about Jesus, is that He is now Immortal, and has no need of food. 1Corinthians 15:53. And so will all those be with the heavenly hope. 1John 3:2.
Surly earth's new King Jesus, who is going to eliminate his enemies, can hold m&m's. Rev.19:17-21.
2006-08-22 18:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by tina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you get to Heaven, you would see for yourself, The holes are there, they used big nails, you'll be able to see the light through them, on His feet too, and the gash in this side.
AND HE IS ALIVE
2006-08-22 18:19:38 · answer #4 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok there is no if about it bcause Jesus is dead !! and no the M&M's wouldn't fall through the holes in his hands bcause after food leaves ur mouth it goes down ur oesophagus(a tube that runs from ur mouth to ur stomach)where it is digested n used so ur body can keep runing
2006-08-22 18:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by kerry15crazycool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could pick them up with his fingers..but you'ld know it was Jesus because he'd keep proclaiming: OY VEY!!! Who made these things so smalll? Why coundn't they have made them a bit bigger? And what's with all these colors? Wasn't one color enough? Did they have an explossion at the candy color factory?
Why do they call them M&M's but only print one "M" on them? Would it have hurt to try for a proper spelling?
OY!
2006-08-22 18:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by DEATH 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be able to see through the holes in his hands that you yourself believe in the Resurrection.
2006-08-22 18:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus is alive
2006-08-22 18:15:34 · answer #8 · answered by trace 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope they'd fall n he'd be on the floor in the dirt licking them up....hmmm i like that image lol
2006-08-22 18:16:56 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Iscariot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and what makes you so sure he's not acording to what i'v read he's alive and well and dewls among us in sperit he said where there there are two or more grathered in my name there i'll be also sounds like he alive to me ( my appion i beleve he is )
2006-08-22 18:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by Heart-of-Hearts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋