2006-08-22 10:40:25 · 16 answers · asked by friendlyguy4ya 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Go to Store and buy clean clothes, underwear & shoes,
Go to Car Wash,
Remove all clothes,
drop money in the slot--- for the money,
choose the " wash " setting,
take sprayer and point nozzle at nasty body and hair,
wash thoroughly,
when nozzle quits spraying put change in and select " rinse ",
take nozzle and rinse body and hair,
Shake Body like wet Dog,
Now, Take a Bow--as if you are in the presence of royalty--to all the people gathered around laughing or staring in bewilderment.
2006-08-22 15:39:33 · answer #1 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a bathtub, fill 3/4's with warm water, use a good soap like Zest or Dail, scrub all over good. Soak until water is cold.
Then a quick shower to rinse off the bath's dirt and grime. Soap up again and especially the underarms and pits.
Shampoo while showering too.
2006-08-22 17:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one takes the cake!
How can you NOT know how to bathe?
Take soap and hot water, and begin lathering up.
Start by running your soap across your upper chest, then go down the arms, wrist, and hands--make sure you cover ALL the areas, then wipe under your armpits like you're putting on deoderant, and then repeat with the other arm, arm pit, and then continue on down your chest, stomach, and groin. (Make sure you're clean down there!)
Afterwards, continue on down with your legs and feet.
Rinse thoroughly, and flush out your rear with hot water and soap.
For hair, shampoo, conditioner, and T-Gel.
Get it all nice and soapy, let stand for a few minutes, then wash out.
2006-08-22 17:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay in a room with your wife and blame the bad smell on her farts.
2006-08-22 17:48:24 · answer #4 · answered by always a friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, stinky, you have two choice..invest in heavy perfume, or move to the desert. good luck, let us know which you prefer. dying to know. Now, where is the Fabreeze...it smells in here.
2006-08-22 17:43:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, you don't know how to get in the shower, turn on the water and scrub yourself with soap! what's the world coming to!
2006-08-22 18:12:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Continue! At some point you'll be unobjectionable compost! At least you'll be good for something!
2006-08-22 17:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go jump into a lake. Surely you know how to jump.
2006-08-22 17:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by FaZizzle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Bathing for Dummies"
2006-08-22 17:43:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a joke
Well shower!
Well take your clothes to the Laundromat!
2pts
2006-08-22 18:12:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋