2006-08-22 10:33:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
being christian is like being in the special olympics,
even if you win your still retarded
2006-08-22 10:44:05 · answer #1 · answered by Voodoo Doll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say that a car can be sold for parts or it can be rebuilt and remade to function.
On the other hand, a Christian is human, and most humans buy and sell and build and repair all kinds of cars aside from being otherwise productive in many areas.
A human is more valuable than a car, therefore a Christian will be more valuable than a car, with or without an engine.
Why is this under Religion and Spirituality? It should be under debate?
Or are you not really wondering about the answer... Maybe you're just trying to say, in some kind of backhanded manner, that Christians are useless?
And so you post it in the religious section where Christians will see it?
Is that it? is that your big plan? Your big useful plan? Oh, you marvelous creature, surely far more valuable than a car with an engine! More valuable than a running jet plane, even! With infinite gas reserves!
You are so important - you kind of person that writes this - that you have a right to insult the tremendous population of this planet that identifies itself with Christianity. Explorers, geniuses, millionaires, activists - people who have changed the world into one where Christianity is so powerful that those who are against it want to destroy it for fear or fury or what have you?
And you think you're important?
Next time, friend, reword your question. Maybe a car without an engine is far more useful than a man.
But don't piss people off or else you're more useless than a Christian.
2006-08-22 17:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by dinochirus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A car with no engine... or wheels. At least it doesn't act better than everyone else.
2006-08-22 17:39:13 · answer #3 · answered by Mike Hunt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The car - you can sell it for parts. Aint no left over parts on a Christian anyone would pay for....
2006-08-22 17:34:52 · answer #4 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are both as usefull as this question
2006-08-22 17:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by watswiththestupidquestions 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christian's soul would last for ever, the car is junk, and you can't take it with you..... there for the Christian is more useful.
2006-08-22 17:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could always drop in a new engine
2006-08-22 17:38:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the christian because they can fix the car and they still go to heaven.
2006-08-22 17:40:50 · answer #8 · answered by lint 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the car
2006-08-22 17:35:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is the car on its way to heaven?
2006-08-22 17:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by John 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋