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Are there are any beautiful, single white girls out there who want to marry me so I can get my papers?

2006-08-22 10:28:14 · 29 answers · asked by Ice 4 in Politics & Government Immigration

Wow, I love how upset all of you got! I was being zarchastic if you couldn't tell. Morons. Have a sense of humor will you. Horrible responses.

2006-08-22 10:38:58 · update #1

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hey velasco, ive got these 3 fat white chicks who love black guys, i mean they like any black guy that wants to put it in them, so if you paint yourself black and have their baby then you can get your papers. I hope you dont mind 400 pound white girls with 3 babies by 3 different black guys who think they can talk ebonics and eat a 4 cheeseburgers at the same time.

2006-08-22 10:48:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Estimates selection broadly and are available from distinctive components. the U. S. government, by using the Census and different components, is concept to be suspect via fact that some have self belief the government has political interest in no longer conserving the reality. (i think of the government desires to be precise.) Then different communities have their very own estimates using an identical or distinctive components. a number of those communities are little question politically inspired and could regulate their procedures of estimation to locate consequences that greater healthful their assertions fairly of seek for accuracy. There are additionally distinctive formulation for estimation. some contain subtracting the criminal Mexican immigration inhabitants from the universal volume of persons who perceive themselves as being born in Mexico (which comprise unlawful extraterrestrial beings). different procedures contain this and/or different components. How precise one approach is over yet another is a source of discussion by ability of itself. i could start up by ability of watching the U. S. census website. the branch of native land protection place of work of Immigration Statisics additionally gives you a lot of strategies. Then verify out college-based institutions that concentration on immigrants. finally, as an fairly final source, look at inner maximum particular interest communities.

2016-11-05 09:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

just find yourself a nice chick, tell her your ills and get her to marry you, it';s estimated that over 50% of marriage cases in INS are fraudlent, problem is INS doesn't have the man power or time to figure out which is real and which isn't, and those fake ones are made to look mighty good.

It's realy easy to do this as long as you entered the country and were inspected by a customs agent upon arrival... if you weren't, then sorry buddy, no matter what you do you'll never be able to get papers unless you get inspected by an INS agent. You could marry Jenna Bush and not get it... of course, if that happens, they might give you amnesty.

2006-08-22 10:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by Ivan F 1 · 2 1

Here's a Number you can call to meet Hot chicks in your area.
1-800-F U C K O F F That's 1-800-382-5666

2006-08-22 10:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

what a freeloader. Instead of getting your papeles the right way, you expect a gringa to marry you. shame on you! Bad Bad Bad!!! I'm calling the I C E to get your lil' happy butt outta here!
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updated: this is what you wrote:
Wow, I love how upset all of you got! I was being zarchastic if you couldn't tell. Morons. Have a sense of humor will you. Horrible responses.

First of all its sarcastic, mediocre. Como eres Pendejo.

2006-08-22 10:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

I think you are a liar because this isn't typed in Spanish. How can you say you are an illegal when you have to play charades with them before they even know what you're saying.

2006-08-22 10:35:20 · answer #6 · answered by Amy A 3 · 3 0

Yeah, I know a couple and they both work for the INS and they're coming to get you and ship you back across the border where you came from Jose.

2006-08-22 10:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Seems like to me you are confused about which nationality you are all together. One of your questions you posted was "Why do illegal Mexican immigrants feel that they have the right to abuse our legal system"? Seems a little contradictory to this question doesn't it amigo :-)

2006-08-22 10:32:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Sorry, Pablo it doesn't work that way. Go home and immigrate legally if you want to live here. Become legal and a productive member of society.

2006-08-22 10:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by Tommy D 5 · 5 0

Why don't you go back to the country you deserted? Help make it worth living in by demanding an end to the corrupt Castillian rule.

2006-08-22 10:30:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

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