whats the best thing u can make with?

Question

3 sausages, 5 slices of bread, lots of mash and a tennis ball, and please please dont just say a dinner, use ur imagination

Answer 1

You can play Masterball, but it takes a bit of preparation. Here's how you do it: Lay down the mash in as large a rectangle as you can- you'll have to spread it quite thinly. The tennis ball will be the master ball here, but why not cut up those sausages and make as many little balls as you can- I'd use veggie sausages, but I won't force you to go out and by some if all you have is meat. I suggest you toast the bread to make it stiff, and then cut each slice in two. These will be your paddles, you hold them two sticks together. You need extra because they're going to break if the game gets rough.

Now, the mash has been used to mark out the pitch, you'll want to remove some at about six points whereever you want on the boundary to make the goals. Goals should be a space about six inches apart- beginners at Masterball will often require as many as twelve goals in the mash wall, whilst adepts require only two. Sprinkle the sausage balls anywhere you like within the playing area, then place the 'master ball' there by hand anywhere you like.

Here are the rules of Masterball: You get one hit at a sausage ball at a time with a toast mallet, then play passes to the next player- you'll need at least one mate for this ;)- now, if you manage to hit a sausage ball out through the goal area with that hit, you get a point. If you eat the sausage ball, then you also get another hit- if not, put it back in play. If you hit the master ball with a sausage ball, you are allowed to pick it up. Take three steps away from the playing area, then throw the master ball into the area. Any sausage balls you hit with it you are allowed to eat. If you miss, play passes to the next player.

Play continues either until there are no sausage balls left, or until a predetermined number of points has been accrued by one player. Once a clear winner has emerged, the loser (or losers, as the case may be) must eat up the remaining mash.

Extra Rules- it is not illegal to place any part of ones body inside the mash playing area, but if a player should inadvertantly touch either the mash, the master ball or a sausage ball with any part of his body, his turn is immediately forfeited. This rule does not apply if a player manages to hit the master ball with a sausage ball.

-the game must be played as quickly as possible.

-if all the toast mallets break before a clear winner has been elected, then all players must consume both the remaining sausage balls and the mash.

-if a sausage ball becomes stuck in the mash, the player who hit it there must remove it and drop it back into the play area from a high of no less than three feet. If it falls outside the play area, the player must pick it back up and drop it again until it does land in the play area. If it falls outside the play area three times, the player must eat the sausage ball, and forfeits their next turn.

Answer 2

Take the sausage and cut into 1 inch long pieces and cut long way.. Fry sausage up, I am assuming you mean mashed potatoes so of course make them but add butter and garlic. Once you have fried the sausage mix in with the mashed potatoes. Make butter garlic bread to go along side with the 5 slices of bread. As far as the tennis ball goes.... well not sure what you can do with it other than work off all the calories that you just ate by playing fetch with your dog. Hope that makes sense.

Answer 3

U can make a face!! Place four slices of bread on the plate. Use the mash for hair, 2 sausages for the eyebrows, 1 for the nose, cut a slit in the tennis ball and use for the mouth. 1 slice of bread cut into triangles for the ears!!

Answer 4

Wrap the 5 pieces of bread around the tennis ball, squishing it all together to make a nice covering. Next, roll the ball in the mash (potatoes?) to cover, then slice the sausages into nickel-size pieces and smash them into the potatoes. Put under the broiler just long enough to brown (not to cook the tennis ball) and serve. You could name your dish something like "Love Ball" or "U.S. Open Served Up" or "Grand Slam." Yummy!

Answer 5

O.k this is a tough 1! No wait its obvious I don't know why i didn't think of it sooner! We can make a life size replica of me! Obviously the bread can make my body, 2 sausages for my arms, 1 for my leg (I had the other 1 shot off in Namm), the tennis ball is my head ( I have an abnormally large head) & the mash sticks it all together!

Answer 6

I would cut the tennis ball in half and fill it with mashed potato in order to make a 'potato bomb'. I would then find someone I really didn't like and launch it at them. I would then make the bread into breadcrumbs and coat the sausages in them before deep frying to make the ultimate sausage sandwich, breaded sausages, which I would then eat whilst watching my victim trying to recover from the mashed potato onslaught. Any good?

Answer 7

A Mother ship....on a plate, place the potato in the centre, with the tennis ball on top, cut the bread into triangles and place around the outside, then put the sausages, but they must be cooked first, around the mash, equally, to help it fly, then just wait for the aliens to come and get their mother ship back....

Answer 8

toast the bread to make into stuffing. Fry the rest up and mix into make a potluck, something. Better than being hungry. P.S. get a little dab of your supper and put on the tennis ball,my dog will be be by for dinner in awhile (and the tennis ball) and tell you how great his supper was! Good luck! You may be surprised

Answer 9

chop up the sausages and the bread then mix with the mash...serve in half of the tennis ball

Answer 10

a giant mutant man eating robot made from tennis balls mash and bread with 3 sausages for probing