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Question

School is terrible! The halls are always filled, so I'm getting pushed around, my fifth period teacher may be the Devil herself, and I have TWO classes with my bffs. Just two!

In Gym, I'm taking volleyball, and they worked us HARD. one fat girl couldnt take it and started crying. I think she quit. And I was in the lockerroom, and the day before I had slipped and fell, It still hurts on my leg, and my bag was right beside a puddle of water I didnt see, coming from the air conditioner above. So I ran to get my bag and I slipped and got my new jeans really wet. Also It hurt. The excersize sucked, too. I didn't get a chance to go to the bathroom and we were running the whole time. The schoolwork isnt bad, but its just the first day, so It'll probably get worse. Can you cheer me up? Tell me a joke? :)

I'm not fat! I'm 104! And EVERYONE including the athletic girls (Including me!!) were panting! We were running the whole time nonstop for fifty minutes maybe more!

Answer 1

you made me read all that just to tell you a joke? forget you!

Answer 2

Hey there...first of all BIG AND RICH IS AMAZING! I don't have a joke but i can tell you from experience, that all will work out fine. I'm 22 and just graduated college but i remember those days quite well, and to be honest those are the ones i remember and miss the most. It's no big that only two of your friends are in your class cause you're either going to get closer with them, OR befriend people you never would have thought will turn out to be some of the most important ppl in your life (i know that one for a fact!)

The devil teachers are the ones you'll talk about for years to come, and by the way teachers always act super tough the first day.

Chin up miss thing...sounds to me that your year is off to an exciting start! :)

Hint: sounds funny but walk like you are the ****! If you walk with a purpose, you're head up and a bit of a ***** look all those pesky classmates will part the seas when you walk down the halls...i swear it!

Answer 3

Perhaps it will get better if you look at it from another viewpoint. You're in school!! You don't have to work!! You could try to enjoy volleyball--I know it's a very hard ball, but try to make it fun, like play a little game with yourself.
I'm sorry you fell down, believe me I know how that can hurt, but also I'm a lot older than you, you will heal soon. Embrace the fact that you could either enjoy your grade school days or be miserable--it's your choice. Just remember that you are there and these opportunities are to be enjoyed--get all you can get and try to learn all you can.
A good way to break a negative feeling is to embrace it and then laugh at it or go to a special place and say things that you like about you to yourself.
I know it's easy for people to say 'it's just school' and blah, but I was a kid that was always picked on. Believe me, it get's better if you make it--I was never told this, if I was, my grade school years would have been great! Good luck and I'm envious of you!

Answer 4

I am 165-pure muscle. If you don't like exercise, you need it. And if you are over 16, and you think 105 is overweight, you have anarexia problems. I try to gain weight. I go on the see food diet. I see food, and eat it! Honestly, if you want to lose weight, eat more often, dispersed through the day, instead of just at the traditional mealtimes. I'm happy eating every three hours, but I eat as if it's mealtime. Burp. www.ahajokes.com

Answer 5

Wow. I have forgotten the perils of being a teenager. Wait til you get older kid. This was a good day. Trust me, it sucks now but when you get older your like.. Can I have that day back?

So here's your joke since you had to relive the traumatization.

Oh wait. Your too young for that joke. Eh. Go watch Degrassi or like Raven..

Answer 6

Dang! You all already have to go back to school? I have to go back in September on the 5th! (And I thought last year was a bad school with some ghetto back kids-I'm not being a racist here), but if you feel that bad, hear this joke: Knock Knock! Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? I have to catch up with that mustard.

Answer 7

I'll tell you a joke.

A Son comes up to his Dad and says, "Dad, what does 'potential' mean?"

Dad says, "Well, in order to answer this question, we need an example. Let's go ask your Mom and your Sister a question."

The Dad goes up to the Sister and asks, "if Brad Pitt offered you a million dollars to sleep with him, would you do it?"

The Sister replies, "Well, of course, I'd do it!"

They go the Mom and the Dad asks her, "If Robert Redford offered you a million dollars to sleep with him, would you do it?"

The Mom thinks a minute and then answers, "Well, it might be wrong, but I'd have to say that I would do it."

The Dad turns to the Son and says, "You see, Son? Potentially, we are sitting on two million dollars here!"

Then he adds, "But in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."

Answer 8

Heavens wait til u start WORK it's a dirty 4 letter word....cheer up have a great week

Answer 9

here is a joke. and I'm not races by the way. there was a honkey a ****** and a beaner.they where all at a bar.the *** ordered a vodca .he drank it then through it up in the air stating we have enough of those in Africa.then the beaner ordered a Margarita . drank it then through it up in the air and shot it. stating we have enough of those in Mexico. then the honkie ordered a bud wiser .drank it through it up in the air and shot the beaner stating we have enough of those in America. lol.

Answer 10

listen that is school it Will get better and as the year goes on there will be less students my advice to suck it up and have a positive attitude. it will will be okay promise

Answer 11

when you get my age, you WISH you were still young and in school. Maybe it was just a bad day.... but for sure things will get better!