I find all of this hype about snakes on planes to be overrated. We have poisonous snakes every Sunday at our church. Sometimes I even wrap one around my head and do a little jig while I sing praises to the Lord. Jesus protects us from the deadly snakes and I don't see how it would be any different at 40000 feet.
Now there was Issac that got bit a few weeks ago. He's in a coma now but that's because he was trying to do snakes and holy rolling at the same time but we only do holy rolling on Thursdays. In an airplane though you're way up there even closer to Jesus so I think as long as you're a Christian you would be A-OK.
Have you accepted Jesus as your personal snake-defying saviour?
2006-08-22 09:58:04 · 16 answers · asked by Hippie Bill Clinton 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
In my personal opinion, the big hype about the snakes on the plane is ridiculous. Not only are the people who get bit secretly unbelievers but they also work for the Devil! I believe that this is the beginnings of a satanic cult like the moonies or the homeless. It is a well known fact that Snakes must obey those filled with the holy ghost. Thats tragic about Issac, but if he truly has the holy ghost he will come out of that coma!
2006-08-22 11:21:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Well, . . . doesn't it depend on whether you did what the Lord commanded Moses to command the Irsaelites to do in the desert and worship the bronze snake he had to make and put on a pole. When the people where bitten by the venomous snakes if they looked at the bronze snake, they would not die. So my suggestion would be that all airlines adopt this simple principal and put bronze snakes on poles in planes and have the flight attendants incorporate the procedure before take off with the other emergency procedures. No one can say they weren't warned. SORTED!!
2006-08-23 00:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by gwibsy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just got a mental image of the movie remade with Jesus playing Samuel L Jackson's part.
But I find dancing with snakes to be a slight against Loki. After all, he spawned one, and is presently writing in pain under the venom of one.
Free Loki
Hail Eris!
2006-08-22 23:04:54 · answer #3 · answered by guhralfromhell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't know about getting jiggy with snakes, but my herp buddies and the druids don't seem to have any problems. Come to think of it, neither do I.
Funny, that. Hail Eris.
2006-08-22 23:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by Babs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does that include Trouser Snakes?
2006-08-22 21:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by Astro Gurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That i s about s ome of the most pitiful( mess)I have ever read.... For it is written you do not!!! tempt the LORD your GOD...Playing with snakes is just stupid. I think you are making fun of the HOLY BIBLE.
2006-08-22 17:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by littlecwoman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let me ask you a question first.
Will reading the Bible and smoking crack and speed make you more spiritual or just plain crazy and delusional?
2006-08-22 17:06:53 · answer #7 · answered by The Guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's going to infest the place with live rats, as a food for the snakes.
2006-08-22 17:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by zilber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life
2006-08-22 17:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by [girl] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET ON ONE N FIND OUT!
YES,JESUS IS IN MY LIFE!
2006-08-22 17:08:18 · answer #10 · answered by bigmouth69frav 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋