Yes I am. And when your tooth falls out, be sure to put it under your pillow so the tooth fairy will give you a quarter.
And be sure to leave the cookies out for Santa on Christmas Eve, and don't worry about putting Easter eggs out for the kids on Easter, for just as Christ rose from the dead, the Easter Bunny will come hoppity hop hopping along and deliver those eggs to make them happy.
Hey, did you hear about those UFO abductions they were talking about on FOX news? Pretty wild stuff. I'd like to be abducted because I really want the aliens to know about Jesus Christ and how he died for our sins. I could tell them once I understood their language, which I think God would help me do.
Hey, what's your sign? I'm a Virgo and I think its SO important to be astrologically compatible.
Did you hear that the moon landing was a hoax?
Did you know that evolution never happened?
Did you know that the planet Mars will pass SO close to Earth this month that it will appear as big as the Moon? I can't WAIT to see that.
By this time they have usually left...
- Cai
2006-08-22 10:16:46
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answered by cailano 6
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Interesting...
I would say that the answer to this would be based on the religon of the asker.
Going to hell - i beleive that the bible states "do not judge - lest ye be judged"...Does this mean the the asker of the question would then be condemed to hell? not if you are catholic - just confess & do your hail mary's & your cool. Right?
In some instances - i have heard the following answer - "Good - i would much rather play an accordian than a damn harp."
I think that the asker of the question is the subject of blind faith & should really look into the religon that they state they subscribe to - this may produce an affect in them that may cause them to readjust their thinking.
2006-08-22 10:09:03
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answered by temple_maat 2
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I tell them to keep their fairy tales to themselves and that I can't go somewhere that doesn't exist. Hell and Satan are just the ordained boogie-man from our childhood.
We really need to rise above our superstitions and start looking at reality for what is actually there. So far empirical thought (i.e. science) has been the best method we have available to do this.
2006-08-22 10:07:45
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answered by Anonymous
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I tend not to hang out with people who would hand out such threats. And if I by accident happen to be in someone's presence when they disclose that opinion, I'm likely to find a way to escape their company as soon as possible. And finally, if their statement seems to warrant some response, I'm likely to say, "My mind doesn't feel good thinking such things about people. I'm sorry you have to live in a world where that kind of judgment pervades your thinking."
2006-08-22 10:07:20
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answered by NHBaritone 7
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Where?
Actually if I'm in a pissy mood I'll ask them if it's cool if I lock them and some people they care about in my basement and torture them for as long as I can keep them alive, and, you know, really get creative with it. I'm mean it's cool with them, right? Would be kind of hypocritical not to let me do it too.
2006-08-22 10:01:48
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answered by The Resurrectionist 6
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do I need tp buy a ticket beforehand? Or are they on sale at the door?...I'm agnostic and the reason I am agnostic is because I get f*cking sick of christians piling their heaven and hell stuff down my throat...
2006-08-22 10:01:37
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answered by Anonymous
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I say I didn't ask you and it's none of your business. I get so many people telling me stupid things like that it is hard to remember that most Christians are good people
2006-08-22 10:04:03
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answered by . 5
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If an atheist doesn't believe in god why would they believe in hell? For them it doesn't exist.
2006-08-22 10:00:02
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answered by Anonymous
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yay im going to hell beyotch!
2006-08-23 15:06:33
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answered by beardedoctopus 4
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How did you know I was going to the gyno?
2006-08-22 09:59:49
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answered by korbbec 4
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