whats your most embarrassing moment???

Answer 1

I was in "shake- down " in the ARMY. (new recruit getting broke down and all), approx. 260 ARMY privates+ 20some drill SGTS. Well, they scare the hell out of you Drill sgt. says if you have any aspirin, birth control pills, pocket knives etc. you need to turn it in. Well, truly for a medical condition, I needed to be on birth control pills ( for endometreosis), and had gone to planned parenthood for a check-up and six months supply of pills, because I didn't have insurance. Well, I went in front of 260 pvts, and sgts. with my paper bag of pills, I hadn't really checked out the contents ( just looked at what was on top, looked like same pills) He dug threw the bag and turned it upside down on the sidewalk, and asked me Exactly WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GOING TO DO IN THE ARMY!?!? As about 20 or so condoms hit the sidewalk.Planned Parenthood likes to make sure you are safe!! I ABOUT DIED!!, yeah, I heard about that for AWHILE!!

Answer 2

I was having stomach problems and I was booked a appointment by my doctor to go to the out patients clinic in hospital

So before my appointment I washed and scrubbed and made sure that I had gone to the toilet properly and cleaned yet again - thinking I may have something pushed somewhere (you get my drift)

Anyway - arrived at the outpatients and nurse eventually came over to me and gave me a kidney shapped bowl with a bit of foil over it and said to me "it is for a sample" - before I could ask any questions the nurse walked alway

Looking at the dish I thought to myself - "What sort of sample do they want - A solid or a wet one?" - being a bit embarrassed already (with other patients around me) - I thought it through - I must be for a solid because if it was for urine they would give me a jar or something like that.

So I made may way to the toilets (as you remember before hand I ensured that I had gone to the toilet before hand) and of course I didn't need to go - and I also thought how am I going to catch it

So I eventually made a trap will sheets of toilet roll going across the toilet seat and then sitting down on it

I strained and strained, that seemed like hours, sweat was pouring off me and eventually I managed a tiny little bit (looked like a slug) - then eventually managed to put it into the kidney disk and put the foil over it

So I made my way back to the packed waiting room and sat down (you can imagine the smell) - eventually the nurse turned up

She took my disk - remove the foiled and said "No Mr Fen" and promptly gave me back the disk

Answer 3

In the 90's my friends had some REALLY dark lipstick that we were all putting on in the bus on the way to school and the bus hit a pump and the lipstick flew off of my mouth and onto my cheek....It was terrible to get it off too!

Then in studyhall one time, my friend wrote the words "boring" on my hand with a smily face and I layed my head down when I got finished and it came off on my forehead...lol.....JUST like in that movie Never been Kissed.

What else: One time I went to the bathroom at a supper thing going on at our church, and I came back with my skirt tucked into my pantyhose (I was like 7 or 8 then)....

Hmmm.....My mom had THE most embarrassing moment though takes the cake....SHE was RANTING & RAVING about how stupid those Smore making sets were at Christmas dinner ....well GUESS what she got from her brother-in-law!!!!! She almost died of embarrassment.....and she never has used it! lmao

Answer 4

LOL when i was at school and i had to go to the bathroom for some reason (i had i cheese pizza for breakfast) then i said to myself no i don't i go to my class then said OMG yes i do i don't want to be running and look weird so i start walking fast then i trow-up in my mouth and sallow it eww it was bad it happen again and i was like 5 steps from the bathroom it comes up and
SPLAT all over the floor everybody was there. and everybody i knew was the how embarrassing

Answer 5

My luggage opened up at JFK airport on the carousel. Everybody was laughing and I was very embarrased to pick up my things.

I will never forgive Samsonite for this. It was a brand new piece of luggage and was locked.

Answer 6

One time I was in 2nd grade I had to use the bathroom and when I was in the restroom I peed my pants I was really embarrassing.

Answer 7

Hehe, several years ago I was working in the hotel business and I was walking in the main lobby. Several nice, business women smiled at me and made me feel really good. When I got down to the employee hall area, my secretary said I had my zipper down!

Answer 8

In the 60's when I was at the school dinner tables, I sneezed badly and had stuff on my face and I grabbed my hairy purse out of my skirt pocket and wiped the stuff off my face with it, all in front of a guy I fancied.

Answer 9

Went to New Orleans for a friend's birthday...had 5 hand grenades (the drink), a pina colada, and a beer (that we remember)...decided I was too tired--and drunk--to walk back to the hotel...got a piggy back ride from one of her friends who I barely knew while I was wearing a mini skirt...I was told the piggy back ride lasted about four city blocks. Yeah, no more hand grenades for me...ever!

Answer 10

It was the first time with this guy i was seeing and i would fall asleep and let out a fart SO huge it woke me up i though i was done so i went back to sleep and it happened AGAIN!!!!! I finally went to sleep with out farting and when i woke up he left for work early and i never saw him again HOW MORTIFYING!!! I to this day am embarrassed about it and its been 3 years