make me laugh for 10 pts.
2006-08-22 09:31:57 · 32 answers · asked by hottscott22289 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Do you want to go ride a bike?
2006-08-22 09:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by Poopie Johnson 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2006-08-23 18:29:43 · answer #2 · answered by Monkadinky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my wallet. It was my grandfather.
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years
2006-08-22 09:38:42 · answer #3 · answered by Sasha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A old couple was having memory problems so the doctor told to write things so that they could stuff. One night the wife wanted a bowl of ice cream and he husband said he would get it for her she told him to write but he said he could remember a simple thing like icecream. He came with bacon and eggs and his wife said I told you should have wrote it down you forgot the toast.
2006-08-22 09:41:05 · answer #4 · answered by valgal115 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Terrel Owens!
2006-08-22 09:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Cleric walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Is this some kind of joke?"
2006-08-22 10:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by Rick W 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q. What did George Washington say to his men right before they got in the boat to cross the Delaware?
A. He said "Men, get in the boat."
2006-08-22 09:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by Milana P 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is the biggest pick up line in Arkansas?
Nice Tooth ! lol
2006-08-22 09:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by Amy A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there is one in one of the questions I have in my list of questions. Check it out and enjoy both long and short kinds! ;-)
2006-08-22 09:40:47 · answer #9 · answered by brother from QG 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference betwenn a bunch of pygmy theives (hey, their SHORT!) and an all nude female track team?
Well, ONE is a bunch of "Cunning Runts"
2006-08-22 10:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋