It was the morning of their 20th anniversary when the wife says,"You know, I had a dream that I got a new diamond ring, I wonder what that means.?
"You will find out tonight." says the husband.
When he arrived from work he gives her the gift. It was a much larger box than she anticipated. She opened it to find a book titled>
"Dreams... and what they mean."
2006-08-22 09:13:58 · 8 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
can't take the credit.. heard it from someone else
2006-08-22 09:23:00 · update #1
he's the one that probably ended up w/the ring that night..around his eye...
2006-08-22 09:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by julie r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or there's this one...
A man totally forgot his anniversary. His wife was less than pleased. "Because you forgot THE most important day in our lives I think I deserve something special" She said. "What is it you wish for?" He replied. "I want something in our driveway by dinner time tonight that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 3 seconds!" She screamed.
The Husband left for work. Later that evening the wife saw a small wrapped box in the driveway. She went and brought it into the house. It had a card that said "Happy Anniversary to my wife" on top so she opened it.
Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale...
The Funeral is scheduled for Friday at noon.
2006-08-22 11:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something I would do!
2006-08-22 09:24:23 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if that was me.
i'd file 4 divorce
2006-08-22 09:44:51 · answer #4 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny. I loved it!!
2006-08-22 09:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by hh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-huh. LOL.
2006-08-23 09:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny,did you make that up yourself?
2006-08-22 09:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks a cute one also cheaper than a ring.
2006-08-22 09:24:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋