here is something to think about...the devil is on the prowl tonight ...will he come and visit you whilst you are in bed,,he might just happen to come into your bedroom and bend over and have a close look at your face.......and if you wake up..then what.....?
2006-08-22 09:09:48 · 77 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He would have to deal with my wife....
Now shes scary..
2006-08-22 09:15:50 · answer #1 · answered by Rich S 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The devil is everywhere also. He is standing right next to you at this instant and waiting for his chance. Want to test it? Want to see what happens if you do? It is rumored that he wants people to do bad things right? Right. Go for it. Test the principle. Get a gun and go to the corner convenience store. Do something bad like that. That is, after all what the devil wishes isn't it. Let's see if it is true. Go to the store with the gun, stick it into the guy's face and ask for all the money and see what happens.If your theory is correct and the devil will come tonight, then, if you do it today, before he gets here, then nothing bad will happen and you will be richer for your trouble. If the devil is not here right now, then you are home free.
2006-08-22 09:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by Tony T 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2006-08-22 23:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell him, he is a four time loser. You lost in the Garden of Eden, He lost at the cross, he lost at the resurrection, and he will lose again when Jesus casts him into the Lake of Fire. Revelation 20. I have confronted demonically possessed people, it is a real eye opener.
2006-08-22 09:22:31 · answer #4 · answered by tigranvp2001 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's coming over, we're going to play NCAA Football 07 on Xbox360 and drinking vodka.
2006-08-22 10:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Devil is not a he but a she, and she will be at my house tonight and tomorrow night and every other night as I had the misfortune of marrying her
2006-08-22 09:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by banditblue1200 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't mind, it's been getting a bit chilly the past few nights anyway. As long as he sits in the far corner of the room thats sound.
2006-08-22 09:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by TK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mate, he's already here, I drank too much wine, caught my husband on an online chat thing (again) and nearly smashed his car up.....or knifed myself. Good thing he is stronger than me. I know God is right here but I'm in the poo big time. If you are a Christian, pray for me?
2006-08-22 11:10:34 · answer #8 · answered by good tree 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd smack him In the face and say, "N i g g a get the h e l l out of here. How many times I gotta tell yo red azz to stay the h e l l out of my bedroom. You big red pervert. Get your pitch fork and get the f u c k out. B I A T CH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That's what I would do. Have a nice night.
2006-08-22 09:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I keep a sword next to my bed. If anyone comes and leans over me in my sleep, they're getting a face full of blade, I don't care who they are.
2006-08-22 09:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's what the television is for, to invite Satan in.
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/library/t22/who_rules.htm
http://watchtower.org/library/w/2001/9/1/article_01.htm
2006-08-22 09:15:35 · answer #11 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋