God is sitting right here next to me! Yeah man there's your proof! You wanted to see some evidence of God right? well here it is, my testimony. Do you think I'm lying? What basis do you have to make that assumption? WOW, anybody want me to ask God something?
2006-08-22 09:08:55 · 90 answers · asked by Swordsman 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow you guys don't have any faith. Well what do you have? God's not happy about that.
2006-08-22 09:25:39 · update #1
There is no proof. There is only faith. And apparently not very many people have faith in you.
2006-08-22 09:18:15 · answer #1 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
FSM is sitting right here next to me! Yeah man there's your proof! You wanted to see some evidence of FSM right? well here it is, my testimony. Do you think I'm lying? What basis do you have to make that assumption? WOW, anybody want me to ask FSM something?
2006-08-22 09:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To answer your question(s):
Yes, I want to see some evidence of God.
Yes, I think you are lying.
I make that assumption on the basis that if he WERE sitting next to you, wtf are you doing sitting in front of your computer? Have you no respect? What, did He have to go outside to have a smoke and you're just filling in the time before He gets back?
Yes, I do want you to ask God something, if He's really there (which he is not): Why does he allow his "children" to suffer so much?
2006-08-22 10:10:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A basis for an "assumption" as you put it is an assessment of probability. It's highly probable you are lying. However, since an assumption is not a certainty, there is room for other assumptions as well as multiple cause assumptions. A second and probably coincident explanation for your claim to be in God's presence is that you are psychotic. Or I should say, a lying psychotic. Add dumb to that as well, as that's also highly probable.
Good thing the smarter ones among us don't rely on dummies like you for logical arguments in defense of the non-believers.
2006-08-22 09:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by Grist 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In spite of your smarta.ss response, your answer was almost word for word what a Nazi Guard at Auswitz asked a Jewish Prisoner right before he died the same quesiton.
However, the bible is very clear that the Spirit of Jesus Christ (Or Christ himself, depending how you understand the verses) says that he IS the universe. So yeah, technically you're right- God IS to your right, your left, above your head, under your feet, and whats left when you flush the toilet.
So, now you've learned something new- good
2006-08-22 09:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask your God these questions? If people do believe in the spirits of God & Jesus even though they are dead, then why do some of those same people absolutely refuse to believe in the possibilities of spirits returning for haunting reasons? Why is it that people whom believe in life after death of evil spirits are to be considered as an occult or as devil worshipers?
2006-08-22 09:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by American Pride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait a minute...God can't be sitting next to you because He's right here next to me. You are lying!!
2006-08-22 09:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by bsmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the Goddess and the God are within me. That is my proof of my faith. And no I don't think you are lying for if you believe in your God then He is with you.
2006-08-22 09:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by Stephen 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's interesting since there is some dude living in my garage claiming to be God. Whose guy IS God do you think? I'm so confused now... what do I do? Perhaps lame whatshouldIdoguy could help....
2006-08-22 09:15:14 · answer #9 · answered by Goose&Tonic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well good for you thats the best feeling ever when GOD is near you... Oh and I don't have to tell you anything to tell GOD for me because while he is there h can hear me too and he can also read my mind...
2006-08-22 09:16:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your just hallucinating man.
Go read your book again. or have you ever.
Santa and the Easter Bunny want to say Hi to God they didnt see him at the reunion last week.they were hoping to play doubles of horseshoes with him and boogey man
2006-08-22 09:15:11 · answer #11 · answered by tony r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋