A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back
and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he
asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again,she replied,
still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six
Flags theme park. What a day ! He
put her on every ride in the park; the
Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster...
everything there was. Five hours
Later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her
stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's
where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a
soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear,
what was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her
expression suddenly changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ***!!
The moral of the story: Even when a
man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.
2006-08-22 08:57:30 · 17 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was absolutely magnificent! I laughed so hard I almost cried!
That was the best joke that I have heard in a long time!
I can't wait to tell this to my best friend, we will be laughing for days!
Thank you for the great laugh, I really needed it!
God bless and have a great day!
I hope I get the ten points! Thank you
2006-08-22 09:13:14 · answer #1 · answered by iLoveDawnDawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the individual. Generally most of women aren't even interested in it, and of those that are major part just thinks that they know something. So if such start talking about football, it annoys me, but those that actually do know footie for reals, don't see why anyone wouldn't of listen to them..
2016-03-27 01:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO soo true thats realy funny and i have 101 stories that prove that lol
edit : bless lads your true,if we done "make it clear enough" you dont know,you do try its sweet but still great joke
2006-08-22 09:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by kez_124 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Boy does that man got the picture to his wife wrong! Ha ha to him!
2006-08-22 09:23:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story
2006-08-22 09:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would've been just grateful that he'd listened, and was caring enough to try and make my birthday wish come true. He wouldn't be a dumba.s.s. for that.
Although yes, it was funny.
2006-08-22 09:09:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before and thought it was cute.
2006-08-22 09:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha... reminds me of a joke.
If a man is alone in the woods, and there is no one around to hear him, is he still wrong?
2006-08-22 09:14:04 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
see now the problem is...women beat around the bush when telling you something...men just say it straight out...so moral of my story is: if you dont tell us exactly waht you want, dont b*tch when we get it wrong
2006-08-22 09:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2006-08-22 10:31:30 · answer #10 · answered by busterbeenie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋