Ok, this is true. A few days ago I was at the county fair and I saw this guy driving around on a tractor and he was pulling benches with people on them. You might be a redneck if...You drive a tractor to the fair. And I was with a freind and he was fixing his hair and then he looked in the front mirror of a nearby semi truck to see if his hair was messed up. You might be a redneck if...You fix your hair in front of a semi trucks mirror. Also, I have a cousin running for sheriff. You wouldnt beleive how many times hes gotten pulled over for drunk driving. But yet, his name is on the ballad. He may win. Then in front of the fair there is a trailer with a sign that says "The Mayors House". If your mayor lives in a trailor right in front of the fair...You might be a redneck.
Is that funny or what?
2006-08-22 08:26:30 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't quit your day job.
2006-08-22 08:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rednecks don't drive tractors too high gas prices. They're saving Bush fuel for the war and mailing pennies directly to the White House.
To a town fair, they're riding lawnmowers towing their kids, the neighbours kids and their cousins wives in sawed in half plastic barrels with wheels. Whee!!
2006-08-22 08:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Gail A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried painting for a living? Try garbage trucks.
2006-08-28 04:42:00 · answer #3 · answered by AL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The drunk driver running for sheriff was definitely funny....sort of...um...scary too.
2006-08-22 08:41:40 · answer #4 · answered by PixieToes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but you might be a redneck if you think it's funny .
2006-08-29 01:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by grownlady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually like redneck jokes but these are really g@y♥
2006-08-28 08:14:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, pardon me, but the real Comedy Man wants to have a word with you.
2006-08-22 08:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by James V 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two Points!!
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2006-08-28 08:08:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is so funny I forgot to laugh.
2006-08-29 15:08:33 · answer #9 · answered by Mattman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude. Your spelling is funny, but your jokes aren't.
2006-08-28 16:32:41 · answer #10 · answered by allstarcharles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pay no attention to grumpy people...don't know y they come into this section...have a great week
2006-08-27 23:10:05 · answer #11 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋