“There's no Church of England fundamentalism. We can't have Church of England fundamentalism. You know like they have Islamic fundamentalism. Jihad! ...Ah ha... Church of England fundamentalism is impossible because you can't have: "You must have tea and cake with the vicar or you die!" Tea and cake or death! Students with beards, "Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!" Ca – you know, 'cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Everybody – anyone could answer that. "Cake or death?" "Uhh, cake please." "Very well! Give him cake!" "Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice!" "You! Cake or death?" "Uh, cake for me, too, please!" "Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?" "Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..." "You said death first, ah-ha, ah-ha, death first!" "Well I meant cake!" "Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England! Cake or death?" "Uh, cake please." "Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush! So what'll it be?" "What, so my choice is 'or death?' Well, then I'll have the chicken, please."”
2006-08-22 08:22:07
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answer #1
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answered by thegirlwholovedbrains 6
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Death by cake
2006-08-22 09:30:26
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answer #2
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answered by hh 4
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Death I hate cake.
2006-08-22 08:20:28
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answer #3
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answered by aimstir31 5
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I'll take death. No, cake! I want cake. Is it too late to change my mind?
2006-08-22 08:21:18
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answer #4
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answered by ? 5
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Cake is a cool band,
I choose Cake.
2006-08-22 08:20:04
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answer #5
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answered by VetteLeo 6
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cake
2006-08-22 08:38:07
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answer #6
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answered by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3
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cake
2006-08-22 08:32:17
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answer #7
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answered by olivejuice2muchlol 2
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cake
2006-08-22 08:32:03
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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cake
2006-08-22 08:21:47
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answer #9
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answered by me 2
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cake
2006-08-22 08:21:33
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answer #10
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answered by ~Saratini~ 4
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