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Mine is from Max amd Paddy when they hit the cow and paddy asks if it's dead and Max say's "that or it's about to piss down"

2006-08-22 08:13:01 · 7 answers · asked by gazza 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Woman says 'Excuse me love, am I going the right way?.. He says 'I dunno, I dunno where your going!'

'If you put water on a frying pan.. Woof the whole place goes up' What and the whole place goes up?' 'WOOF'

There are loads, you have got me in the mood to watch it now!

There are so many!

I love Peter Kays face in 'THAT PETER KAY THING' in the episode The Ice Cream Man Cometh when he is doing his thing like Apocolypse Now mode in his room, when he is late getting up in the morning, the camera catches his face when he opens the door... its a picture!

2006-08-22 08:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by Rebz 5 · 0 0

on the peter kay cd mum wants a bungalow tour he says about uri gellar hes a bender (with spoons an all) then hes says im not homophobic "im not scared of my house"

2006-08-22 08:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by Trish 3 · 0 0

when he is in the chippies and he says "av you got owt moist" the other one is "its spitting" i love peter kay, he was really good in corrie too wasnt he?

2006-08-22 11:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by jellybean 4 · 0 0

there are lots.
BOOKED IT, PACKED IT, F**KED OFF

GARLIC """"" BREAD,

DIP ME DIP ME AGAIN AGAIN.

MOM ME BISCUITS FALLING IN ME BREW.

i love peter kay

booked it packed it f**ked off,,, lol

2006-08-22 08:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by jaynieleigh22 3 · 0 0

"Booked it. Packed it. F^cked off!"

2006-08-22 08:27:13 · answer #5 · answered by M☆mma 4 · 0 0

(its spittin every body in its spittin). my little girl loves that one. makes her laugh every time.

2006-08-22 08:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by bunnybabe 2 · 0 0

GARLIC, & BREAD!!!!

2006-08-22 08:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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