Q. What does a blonde consider safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.
Q. What did the blondes leg say to the other leg?
A. Nice to meet you, weve been apart for so long.
2006-08-22 08:10:43 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL LOL thats funny I like that one =)
2006-08-22 08:17:01 · answer #1 · answered by East Bay Punk 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE HEARD THOSE TWO BE FOR
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10¢ a screw!
Submitted by: Claude Wimberly
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Submitted by: Ian R. Almond
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde ***** going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2: I don't know.
R: Neither did she.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last *******.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted by: Ciao
2006-08-22 08:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by hinsdalesprit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The police are chasing a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde who just escaped from jail. After the three noticed the police were gaining on them they decide to hop into a potato truck and hide in the potato sacks. The police reach the potato truck and walk up to the first potato sack sitting in the truck (which the redhead was hiding in). They kicked the bag and heard "meow." Thinking it was a cat they walked up to the second sack (which the brunette was hiding in). They kicked it and heard "woof." Thinking it was a dog they walked up to the third sack (which the blonde was hiding in). They kicked it and heard "potatoes."
2006-08-22 08:33:26 · answer #3 · answered by Annette G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why American make jokes on Blondie and Indians make on Sartharjis? Don't ever think these jokes may hurt those certain type of people.? I think so.. You can tagged Miss X or Y instead of Blondie or Sartharji, Won't you? Any way joke is OK range.
2006-08-30 05:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by mswathi1025 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-08-22 09:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by Larry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love those blonde jokes. LOL♥
2006-08-29 08:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you turn a blond upside down?A Brunette with bad breath!
2006-08-29 08:21:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't blondes get lunch breaks?
Because they're too hard to re-train...
2006-08-29 15:32:52 · answer #8 · answered by SierraSydney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, like the mechanic said to the jumper cables, "are you trying to start something?"
2006-08-22 09:31:44 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny. hey,how come they don't have male blonde jokes?
2006-08-30 07:18:40 · answer #10 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋