what just really crack you up???
mine is-
2 blondes walk into a building------ you think one of them would have seen it first
cracks me up every time
2006-08-22 07:56:51 · 11 answers · asked by shannon 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for EAST BAY PUNKS JOKE--
AWWWW thats ewww funny bad
aww
2006-08-22 08:55:06 · update #1
i'm not sure what mine is.. but one of my friends cracks up every time at:
there were two muffins sitting in an oven.
one muffin says "it sure is getting hot in here"
then the second muffin screams "AAH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
2006-08-22 12:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by Brooke 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde and a brunette are sitting at a bar watching the 6 o'clock news. On comes a segment about a man who is going to jump off the top of a building. The brunette turnes to the blonde and says," i bet you $20 he jumps". The blonde replies with "ok, you are on."
So they carry on and watch the news, and sure enough the man jumps and falls to his death.
The blonde reaches into her purse to pull out the $20, but the brunette stops her and says " dont worry about it, i must confess i watched the 5 o'clock news and saw this earlier, i knew he would jump."
The blonde shakes her head, and puts down the $20, and says.. "I watched it too... i just didn't think he was stupid enough to do it again!.."
Ha ha . crackes me up!
2006-08-22 15:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get mad. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe." From 28 days later.
2006-08-22 15:08:12 · answer #3 · answered by Annie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
New Study on Sex
A South American Scientist, from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has
discovered that people with not enough sexual activities read their
e-mails with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off, it's too late...!
2006-08-22 15:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by Sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this teenage boy and his girlfriend was over his house one day..
they wanted to get freaky but the boy sleeps in a bunk bed with his little brother underneath.. so the boy was like okay .. lets make up a codes.. if u want it harder.. say tomatoes.. if u want me to slow down.. say lettuce.. so the girl was up there screaming lettuce.. tomatoes.. his little brother woke up and said guys.. can you stop making sandwhiches because ive got mayo all over my face down here!
2006-08-22 15:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by East Bay Punk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How come a girl with big boobs can work at Hooters, but a girl with one leg can't work at IHOP?
2006-08-22 15:02:59 · answer #6 · answered by darcilynn83 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
comedy mans joke
2006-08-22 15:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by jon 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do you circumcise a redneck?...kick his sister in the jaw....lmao
2006-08-22 15:06:05 · answer #8 · answered by jerdan95 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't know i like jokes about old people!
2006-08-22 15:03:11 · answer #9 · answered by Passionate 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, i can't remember mine
2006-08-22 15:03:40 · answer #10 · answered by amy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋