god told me that i wud av 2 fight him 2 get in2 heaven wat ar his weak points do i go 4 da eyes or wat
2006-08-22 07:45:10 · 19 answers · asked by jimmythebullstromboni 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chances are, god doesn't have eyes. I suggest having the ghostbusters on speed dial because if he is a spirit then he could (in theory) get trapped in thier little box thingy and then desposed of
2006-08-22 07:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by chank1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
in the original Bedazzled film(*must see) it explains that u must collect more souls than him. Simple acts of mayhem can suffice, such as winding up other drivers untill they lose it and crash into a bus stop. Complaining to the councill about your neighbours (v popular especially signs or rocks by the road that could potentially be a hazard to traffic).
Becoming a member of your local council and being a sh1t.
etc.. and generally contributing to the misery of mankind, leading to apocalypse.
Lots of people do it, normally officious little pr**s in offices.
good luck.
2006-08-22 15:02:28 · answer #2 · answered by mexicanroadfuzz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God gives you free will to decide in life to chose him or not but HE never challenges you to a fight to get into heaven Jesus says the only way to the Father is through me but it is accepting Him as the savior into your heart and God writes your name in the book of eternal life . that how to get into heaven . oh one more thing GOD has no weak points
2006-08-22 15:10:32 · answer #3 · answered by cozjeanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God exists then God will win. Especially against someone like you. God doesn't exist so the conversation you had with him was a total delusion. You still can't win.
2006-08-22 14:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he has a cross on his back so he moves slowly.his crown of thorns are a strengh to head butt.he has holes in his wrists which are a strengh for the blood to squirt out of into your eyes.he is in constant turmoil over all your sins
2006-08-22 14:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest you go for the 1st grade writing class.
2006-08-22 15:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by malisimo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no "God vs you"
The truth is, it is you vs God.
God doesn't want to fight you to get into Heaven...He just wants you to stop trying to fight Him...
2006-08-22 14:57:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stop saying things like this because it is not funny when talking about God.........Give some respect to your creator you moran..
2006-08-22 14:58:02 · answer #8 · answered by mido 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jacob didn't fight an angel. jacob wrestled god, but god cheated. don't expect to win dude.
2006-08-22 14:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by happy happy happy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jacob wrestled the angel and look what happened to him.
2006-08-22 14:52:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋