What do you think of this Joke?

Question

give me your rating and tell me some other joke. The best one gets ten points. Here it goes:

Mickey and Minnie are in divorce court. Minnie wants half of Mickeys property. Minnies Lawyer says: This psychiatric paper says that Minnie is not crazy, so she can have half of Mickey´s properties.

Mickey answers: I´m not divorcing Minnie because she is crazy. I´m divorcing her because she is Fcking Goofy.

Answer 1

Pretty funny, I never saw that one before. Here's mine. A man died and went to hell.The devil gave him a choice of 3 rooms. In the 1st, a man was being whipped while chained to a wall. In the 2nd, a man was being tortured by fire. In the 3rd, an old man was getting a bj from a gorgeous blonde. The man said, "Of course, I'm not dumb, I'll take the 3rd room!" The devil said, "Ok." He tapped the blonde on the shoulder and said,"You can go now, I found your replacement." Do I get the 10? lol

Answer 2

4

Answer 3

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger
> lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.
>
> One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a
> Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the t hird
> passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana
> State University from the Middle East.
>
> Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two
> Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the
> conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
>
> The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine
> table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The
> wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is
> flapping; but still no plane comes.
>
> Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks,
> "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
>
> The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my
> people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
>
> The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and
> from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause
> we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."
>

Answer 4

I have heard of it before, but it is still funny as heck! Okay, here's one:

Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Answer 5

over told but here's 1 of my own

One day a pastor on his way to a meeting stop a taxi on his way there, there was an accident and neither survived. So both stood before the gates of heaven and St. Peter ushered them in. To the pastor he handed a plain cotton robe and to the taxi driver he handed a robe made of the finest spun silk. The pastor sees this and becomes enraged. He turns to St. Peter and says ''how can he receive a better robe than me I was a man of god while he was a wastrel. St Peter looks at the pastor and replies '' while u were preaching everyone was sleeping But when he drove everyone prayed.''

Answer 6

I think this joke is over-told. I think I've seen it at least 3 times on Yahoo! answers.

I don't have any joke to tell, sorry.

Answer 7

yes i've heard this joke a thousand times too

Answer 8

well that was ok i havent heard it b4 and i dont want to hear it again

Answer 9

I have heard and told it too.

Answer 10

heard it before