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There was three men. One was an Italian, one was a Mexican and one was a French man. The world was about to flood, so they climbed a mountain to talk to GOD. God told them to jump of the mountain and yell what the wanted to be. The Italian Man ran and jumped off and said Drifting Log. He turned into a drifting log. The Mexican ran and jumped off and yelled Bald Eagle. He turned into a bald eagle. The French man ran and tripped. He yelled "oh **** " and that's exactly what he turned into.


So what do you think?

2006-08-22 07:24:04 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

hahaha not bad.
not bad at all.
lol
but does he still float? hmmmm

2006-08-22 09:51:23 · answer #1 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 1 1

That is an old one, takes on several forms. It actually happened to a guy I knew back in 1983. Do French people say sh*t?

Maybe Homer Simpson could trip on a rock and say "dough" and then turn into cookie dought and the French guy bakes him!

2006-08-22 14:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i think that joke was funny, but i heard another one just like it kind of but the men were just greedy and they jumped off of a magical bridge and they could say whatever they wanted to fall into the first guy said gold and the second said money and the third slipped and yelled OH! s**t and he landed in a huge pile of it.

2006-08-22 14:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by forgottendream49 2 · 2 0

Very old and unoriginal, unfortunately, but i can see how someone who has never heard it might find it amusing! Good effort!

2006-08-22 14:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by smart lad 1 · 2 0

kinda Lame

2006-08-22 14:34:10 · answer #5 · answered by browneyedchika 1 · 0 1

yes

2006-08-22 16:12:59 · answer #6 · answered by ssss 3 · 0 0

That was a great one.. I liked it.

2006-08-22 14:39:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pretty funny lol so that began with a s right?

2006-08-22 15:02:05 · answer #8 · answered by Robert S 2 · 0 0

Hey man, that was my Uncle, not funny.

2006-08-22 14:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by Marlene 5 · 1 1

sure. but i heard that joke but in a different way.

2006-08-22 14:36:45 · answer #10 · answered by lilkimmigirl701 2 · 0 0

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