The Ark & Ducks?

Question

Were there Ducks on the Ark.

I know if I was a Duck and I was swimming in a pond chasing lady ducks and Noah came along asking me to be in his ark Id tell him this:

Hey Noah, Piss off. I dont want to go on your fruity loveboat of beastiallity. Ill take my chances right here on the pond and continue chasing all the lady ducks. Ill even fly over your dorkey ark and poop on it. Now piss off - Im not coming.

Do you really think he had ducks on the ark?


Actually - I have a feeling that Noah was asleep and the ducks broke into his shack, whispering in his ear over and over to "build an ark". When Noah woke up he was convinced that God had told him to do it. Meanwhile the ducks are laughing their asses off in the pond by his shack. 2 nights later they whisper in his ear that gulibale wasnt in the dictionary and the next day noah looked it up and then deemed the dictionary to be the work of satan.


That Noah guy was nucking futs - do you agree?

Answer 1

Ah, an Eddie Izzard fan. You should give him credit for the idea, don't ya think?

Answer 2

The flood was a cataclysm that devestated the earth, nothing could have survived outside of the ark unless it lived in the ocean. There are numerous accounts of the flood in different societies, it's not just a fable made up by the Jews.

Answer 3

Ducks actually swam, near the Ark, as did fish.

Answer 4

Noah was obedient to God's command to build the ark and he would have followed whatever instructions were given him. God informed him which animals to take aboard and how to care for them. And if it were not for Noah's obedience, you would not be here to ask this question.You should be thankful that he and his family survived.

Answer 5

Most of the people talked about in the bible were nucking futs!

Answer 6

To be nucking futs, he'd have to have existed. He didn't.

Answer 7

seeing as how ducks can't talk....